
Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
- Terms and Useful Phrases
- That’s bullshit! - Thats all wet!
- I’ve got a shitty date - I’ve got a flat tire
- Don’t be stupid - Don’t be sill
- Move your ass! - Get a wiggle!
- A car you had sex in - Struggle Buggy
- Wasted - Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
- That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there
- Now you’ve got it! - Now you’re on the trolly!
- A Gangsta’s bitch - A Moll
- A slut - A Hotsy Totsy
- I’m Engaged! - I’m Handcuffed
- Beer - Giggle Water
- Legs - Gams
- Boobs - Ninny Pies
- Rich Person - an egg
- The Commen Jerk - A Drugstore Cowboy
- Don’t be a shit head! - Don’t take any wooden nickels!
- That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!
- Honey, I said NO - Bank’s Closed, hon
- Holy Shit! - Hot Socks!
- That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
- Classy - Swanky
- I need to get wasted - I need to see a man about a dog
- A woman’s Cigarette - A freedom Torch
- That girl is HOT SHIT - That dames got IT
My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!
Time to update my vocabulary.
I NEED A FIC WITH THESE THINGS.
DON’T MAKE ME BE THE ONE TO WRITE IT.
This should come in handy for future Korra fics.
Think of all the smut I can now right.
Asami kneaded Korra’s ninny pies. This egg was about to turn this place into a struggle buggy, not that Korra minded. Asami had a seductive look on her face as she stared into the Avatar’s blue eyes. ‘This dame’s got it,’ was all Korra could think to herself before giving herself over to passion.
literally the ONLY reason I am reblogging this is because my grandfather said “don’t take any wooden nickles” as a way of saying goodbye to just about EVERY PERSON I CAN THINK OF and now i cant stop laughing

for whitecreek

ALKJSGSHAGAHAJ OMG I LIKE THIS.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
omg
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ok can there be a whole series on this? like all of them?
(Source: milky-days)
tagging your hate and getting mad at the backlash is like going to a star wars convention in a shirt that says “han solo sucks” and being surprised when someone punches you in the face like what the fuck were you expecting
(On why he let Willow cut all of her hair off)
Read more: Will Smith On Allowing Willow To Cut Her Hair: ‘She Has Got To Have Command Of Her Body’ | Necole Bitchie.com
- He raises a really great point. What would it mean to believe very early that my body was mine. That it’s not for anyone or for any particular purpose other than to be mine until I decide otherwise.
(via larepublicadedet)
I was damned near 30 before I could believe my body belonged to me & me alone. Dear people who take an issue with this,
Let the Smiths do right by their babies & shut the fuck up about how you think they should parent.
(via karnythia)
Lot of love for Will Smith right now.
(via inflateablefilth)
I wish my parents realized that when I was growing up.
(via historicalslut)
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